1. How can you tell if two lesbians are twins?
--They lick alike

2.Man in a bar sees three good-looking women at a table, fondling each other. As he watches, two of them get up and start to slow-dance together. The third walks over and sits on the bar stool next to him. As she hikes her skirt up high, showing him lots of leg, he thinks maybe she swings both ways. She's got her legs parted, showing off a nice, trim snatch. He's trying to find a comfortable way to arrange the bulge in his pants, when she leans toward him and says, "Would you like to smell some nice, fresh pussy?"
He just knows he's gotten lucky, and answers, "You know it, baby!"
She leans a little farther forward, smiles, and blows a breath of air in his face

3. What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
--Lickalotopuss!

4. A lesbian walks into a sex toy store and asks where the vibrators are. "Come this way," the cute woman behind the counter says, gesturing with her finger. "If I could come that way, I wouldn't need the vibrator, would I?" the woman responds

5. What do you call a lesbian with long fingernails?

--Single!

6. An old cowboy sat down at the bar and ordered a drink. As he sat sipping his drink, a young woman sat down next to him. She turned to the cowboy and asked, "Are you a real cowboy?"

 He replied, "Well, I've spent my whole life, breaking colts, working cows, going to rodeos, fixing fences, pulling calves, bailing hay, doctoring calves, cleaning my barn, fixing flats, working on tractors, and feeding my dogs, so I guess I am a cowboy."

She said, "I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about women. When I shower, I think about women. When I watch TV, I think about women. I even think about women when I eat. It seems that everything makes me think of women."

The two sat sipping in silence.

A little while later, a man sat down on the other side of the old cowboy and asked, "Are you a real cowboy?"

He replied, "I always thought I was, but I just found out I'm a lesbian."

7. What do lesbians lovers do when they are both menstrulating?

--they finger paint!!

8. Two old lesbians were doing it on a park bench. One lesbian says to the other, "Take your glasses off, you're scratching my leg.". The other one says,"Put your glasses back on, you're licking the bench!"

yes this shows how bored i can get during a class and theres nothing better to do and when i hvae no friends in here with me...